Showing posts with label Friendship. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friendship. Show all posts

Friday, June 13, 2014

Dialectical What?

More like Dialectical Standstill.

I am an incorrigible critic - a troll. This would explain to some extent the irregularity of these outtakes. With a few exceptions my friends also write irregularly, presumably out of fear, conscious or unconscious, of critics like me who would assault their work. And I share that fear, reflect it right back at them. Thus we find ourselves in this irresolvable deadlock of mutually assured humiliation, projecting our own dispositions onto each other in a dialectical cold war where ideas pile up on either side, always on the verge of deployment but never taking off.

And then we have Socrates, who wrote nothing. And what was he if not a first-rate critic?

Every apt pupil of Socrates is wrought with vacillation. Plato's genius lay in the way he offset the burden of his thought onto the shoulders of his predecessor. And he was fortunate to have had such a predecessor as Socrates: without him he would have left a barren legacy, fearful of critics laying waste to what would otherwise have been construed as philosophical misappropriations. Employing Socrates as a mouthpiece is above all not a way of honoring him, but a way for Plato to inhabit a zone of indistinction between reader and writer, and thereby elude any assault whatsoever.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Friends of Carlos

PREAMBLE

We, the undersigned, in order to seal our friendship with Carlos Brocatto for all eternity, raise the forenamed to the status of Demon Incarnate, and shall be known henceforth as the Friends of Carlos, or Carlotic Enthusiasts, or Carlomancers, or any variation thereof. The articles of affirmation here set forth describe our constitution.

ARTICLE I - NATURE OF THE BEAST

From the soundless depths of the bottomless pit, in the midst of ontological anarchy, we affirm against all hope that the Demon Carlos, or the Carlos, exists everywhere at all times, past, present, and future; that he is, was, and always shall be sovereign; and that, knowingly or unknowingly, the purpose of all other beings throughout history, named and unnamed, terminates in the fruition of his demonic will.

ARTICLE II - HUMAN PARTS

We affirm that Carlos Brocatto, born into this world as flesh and blood, is the living idol of the Carlos; that we, the Friends of Carlos, are his lesser avatars; and that, wherever we may find ourselves on the face of the earth, we act in concert to manifest his demonic will.

ARTICLE III - NO-ESCAPE CLAUSE

We affirm that, in sequel to the pledge of friendship, there is absolutely no going back; that the appearance of conflict between any human parts signals nothing more than a demonic shift in posture; and that the vector of demonic will shall always prevail as the summation of any conflict whatsoever.

ARTICLE IV - INVOCATION

We affirm that the invocation of the Carlos is justified in proportion to its recurrence, and that invocation strengthens his presence among us.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Toward the Invocation of Carlos

To canonize, or to demonize: that is the question.

As we mourn the loss of our comrade Carlos Brocatto in this his year of triumph, we must remember also to rejoice in what we have gained: on the one hand, the chance to install him in the canon of Best Friends, thereby to affirm that we are human, all too human; and on the other hand, the chance to summon him as a demonic ally, thereby to attain immortality.